I am amazing

This is a confusingly amazing blog. Or at least I am. I'm not so sure about the blog yet.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Another long wait.


Sorry. but ya' know that bear from Kathmandu? he got me some how. WAIT? HOW DID YOU KNOW? sorry about that lie. George Washington was found on Tuesday- tomorrow So keep an eye out for him! he was also cutting down all the trees he found. :( I did get a picture! :) only not of Washington. :( See that stump? that is a cherry tree cut down tomorrow! Did you know that I think Elvis came back from the dead? no, really! he did. He walked into me. right? right? anyone? anyone? (stunned silence) He did I'm serious. cross my heart and hope to die. oh. I guess I'm dead. And that Chicken. He went into space after that near miss with the drunk on the 4-lane highway. 1/4 + 2/7880000000 = jimmy! (jimmy = x) DON'T BE SCARED! no one is going to kill you. Now. Maybe later. Record players are becoming better and better, yet the amount of records is decreasing. Just say it with me. "Records are increasing in profits, yet decreasing off the face of the earth! :(" wow. what a crowd. 27 people. mostly me. But I don't talk my self. I talk to you which in mirror sense is me. Mirror sense is when. okay. I say, "I'm Awesome." Now as you know, my words float over to you, and you hear "I'm awesome." You think what you hear in a literal sense, and you think "I'm awesome" not thinking "you are awesome" In other words you pretty much say the same thing. Great way to win some arguments. I use it all the time.

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